Character Profiles: Gornn & Ling


Look, I told them to make a pose. It’s not my fault what pose they did.

Name: Gornn (and Ling)
Race: Gronn (and Gronnling)
Gender: male (male)
Age: About 150 years (About 10 years)
Class: Not applicable
Professions: None (None)
Religion: None (None)
Alignment (per D&D): True neutral (True neutral)
Traits (per CK2): strong, slow, patient, honest, proud, brave, content (strong, slow, wroth)

Place of residence: Currently, Twilight Grove, Duskwood. Formerly, Nagrand. (Currently, Twilight Grove, Duskwood. Formerly, Frostfire Ridge, Draenor AU)
Friends and associates: Med’an, the people of the tower, and everyone that doesn’t want to hurt him or his friends. (Gornn)
Romantic partners: Long deceased mate. Nothing romantic. (None)
Children: Several gronn. All killed by the adventurers and other gronn. (None)
Pets: Ling, a gronnling, even cares for him as his own son. (None)
Mounts: None. (Gornn when they travel)
Known languages: Low Common, low orcish. (None)
Most important value: Loyalty (Trust)

Describe your character’s relationship with their mother or their father, or both. Was it good? Bad? Were they spoiled rotten, ignored? Do they still get along now, or no?

Gornn father rude with Gornn. He make Gornn strong than other gronn. Mother care for Gornn. Mother rise Gornn. Gornn father and mother died. Gornn alone now, with Ling. Gornn not know about Ling.

What are your character’s most prominent physical features?

Gornn tall. Gornn strong. Gornn has big fist, more big than normal. Ling be normal. He too young.

How vain is your character? Do they find themselves attractive?

Gornn not know what vain is. Gornn no find Gornn attractive, that other people to do? Gornn not know if Ling attractive.

What’s your character’s ranking on the Kinsey Scale?

Gornn had Verroak to explain. Gornn no like things. Gornn just mate because that what gronn do. Ling too young.

Describe your character’s happiest memory.

Gornn memory bad. But Gornn remember Med’an free Gornn from mean orcs.

Is there one event or happening your character would like to erase from their past? Why?

Orcs kill Gornn son. Orcs take Gornn prisoner.

What’s your character’s favorite ice cream flavor? Color? Song? Flower?

Gornn like ice. Gornn not know if like cream, but Gornn say pistachio?
Gornn like color green.
Gornn like orc song of winter.
Gornn too big to grab flowers.

Ling like ice cream, brown one. Shock or late.
Ling laugh when Ling see yellow.
Ling calm when Ling hear song purple elf sing.
Ling like roses.

Who does your character trust?

Gornn trust all gornn friends, because friends are important, and need trust. Gornn also trust purple lady green dragon. Ling trust Gornn?

Can you define a turning point in your character’s life? Multiples are acceptable.

Gornn planet BOOM and every thing wrong and break. Then mean orcs take Gornn and mean people killl Gornn family. Ling…come from past planet?

Is there an animal you equate with your character?

Gornn not know? Gornn think gornn be animal. Ling too.

How is your character with technology? Super savvy, or way behind the times? Letters or email?


What does your character’s bed look like when he/she wakes up? Are the covers off on one side of the bed, are they all curled around a pillow, sprawled everywhere? In what position might they sleep?

Gornn no sleep in bed, silly. No big bed for Gornn. Gornn sleep in cave. No pillow, no cover. Cave. Ling sleep with Gornn.

How does your character react to temperature changes such as extreme heat and cold?

Gornn skin is hard, so Gornn no mind. Ling mind a bit, but he not mind when he big like Gornn.

Is your character an early morning bird or a night owl?

Gornn no bird. But Gornn asked bird. Gornn not good with meth and pors. But Gornn wake up early. Ling sleep more.

Are there any blood relatives that your character is particularly close with, besides the immediate ones?

No, Gornn alone. Ling no blood relative.

What’s your character’s desk/workspace look like? Are they neat or messy?

Gornn workspace is around tower protect. So neat because purple man green dragon clean?

Is your character a good cook? What’s their favorite recipe, whether they’re good or not? (Microwave mac-and-cheese applies.)

Gornn eat raw. Ling too.

What’s your character’s preferred means of travel?

Gornn run. Ling be in Gornn hand when Gornn run.

Does your character have any irrational fears?

Gornn fear nothing. Ling fear big spider.

What would your character’s cutie mark be?

Gornn not have cut mark. Only whip mark. Ling no cut mark too.

If your character could time travel, where would they go?

Time travel? But when Gornn travel time travels to. Walk is time travel because Gornn travel and when Gornn arrive when Gornn want it not the same time. So time travel with Gornn. Gornn time travel all day.

Is your character superstitious?

You ask hard questions. Gornn no super stitus.

What might your character’s ideal romantic partner be?

Gornn no have ideal romantic. Ling too young!

Describe your character’s hands. Are they small, long, calloused, smooth, stubby?

Gornn have big hand. Ling have little soft hand.

Second day of favorites! Favorite comfort food, favorite vice, favorite outfit, favorite hot drink, favorite time of year, and favorite holiday.

Gornn like pandaren. Ling like cleft hood.
Gornn no have vice. Not know Ling.
Gornn usually wear not outfit, only cover private part because other people tell to do so. Same Ling
Gornn like hot shock or late. Ling like tea.
Gornn like summer. Ling like summer too.
Gornn like Winter mail cause all shiny and love. Ling same.

Describe your character’s fighting style.

Gornn strong. Gornn smash and use things like father tell Gornn. Ling no fight.

If your character’s life was a genre, what would it be?

Question be too complicated! Gornn say tragedy but happy when find Bear oak?

How does your character smell? Do they wear perfume or cologne?

Gornn smell like gronn do! Ling smell same too.

If your character could contact him/herself 20 years ago, what would she/he say?

Not eat bad things that make belly hurt?

About Arakkoa

Verroak Krasha, an Arakkoa druid with over 50 years of experience. Formerly from Farahlon, during the Orcish expansion relocated to Skettis, then to Sethekk Halls, then to rebuilt Shattrath, following the heresies in each of those places. Finally, he founded his own succesfull alchemy business and set out into the wide cosmos to explore strange new worlds and seek out new life and boldly go where no bird has flown before. View all posts by Arakkoa

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